Paging Owl de Bore! Time to dismiss the hyperbole of this ‘global warming’ hoax

It truly amazes me how many American white collar professionals are wretched basturds – without a moral thread of decency to be found – and no evidence of a higher power guiding them to do the right thing. 

Now this.  Global warming. I call it Global Smarming. Climate change. Call it what you will, it won’t change the reality that GLOBAL WARMING a.k.a. CLIMATE CHANGE is a bloody hoax on the Peoples of the World.  It seems impossible, doesn’t it?  It’s real though. Global warming/climate Change is a hoax.  This is evil incarnate.  Really.

Evil perpetrated by white. collar. professionals.  A new ‘cottage industry’ to enrich the white-collar professionals (WCPs) among us.  White-collar professionals.  Is there no end to the fleecing?  Is there no end to the hoarding by white collar professionals who are wringing out the last shekel to be found in any decent Man’s pocket? Is there no end to the stock piling of our hard-earned cash and valuables by these Big Kahunas who have our very lives in their hamhock hands, wringing, twisting, siphoning off our living wages and finding that last penny in a loafer.  Nothing left of us but rotting bones, our souls and pockets picked clean from womb to tomb – by WCPs.

To think we have these kinds of varmint perpetrate ‘massive and outrageous fraud’. To think we have these kinds of varmint running the show.  Makes you wonder if everything has been painted with an evil brush.

I think I’ll run up to the roof and yell Defeat the Elite!!! (No source for this..;)
 
Source: Market Ticker

London Fashion Week..Smashing!

It’s good to know London fashion week was the best EVER; first off, I love the fact that James Long found a clever way to use all fire-retardent blankets!  He spins a new twist by showing gold lame´leggings for men!  I’m entranced with all the lounge-lizard glitter!

And, I saved the “best” for last.

These aliens, er, models are wearing designs from the James Long 2010 collection.
Brought to you by Ludicrous London.  That’s London, as in, the UK, and not the Londone on the south side of Uranus. ( And, this is all the rage for Londoners.  Tells ya something about Gridiron Brown, doesn’t it?)

This fashionista says, I saw one of these liztards crawl under my wood pile
just last week!

Okay…game’s up.. who killed TOTUS?

OMG I’ve just learned that TOTUS was killed while delivering another face-time-4-the-little-people presser.   Are there any suspects?  Did anybody see someone fleeing from the scene?  I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking TOTUS just couldn’t stand to hear one more daily lecture from Obeyme and just gave up the ghost.

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