Ruh Roh

It would appear the Wrecking Ball and his Jewish Princess will be dining on crow tonight. *burp*

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In Re:  The Ego Has Landed, World Rejects Obama: Chicago Out in First Round.

Rahm Mocked Critics: ‘They’ll Get Some Good Seats’..

The World Loves US! It Really, Really Loves US! Part 1..\o/

Obama + Michelle x Oprah = Zero

Chicago 2016 CEO Pat Ryan:

“We introduced Chicago to the world. Chicago is so much better known
today, and appreciated and respected all around the world,” Ryan said.
“So Chicagoans can hold their heads high. We’re sorry we didn’t bring
home a victory, but theres only one gold medal winner.”

Where has this guy been?

Drudge Report: The Ego Has Landed, World Rejects Obama.

I say, the world loves us by not hosting the Olympics in Chicago (‘appreciated and respected all around the world‘ *hysterical howl*). With a no-go for Chicago vote, the world has assured Americans that all the monies made off the spectacular event will not stay with Chicagoans.  Smart move, World!

Town Hall Meetings 101 – Dems behaving badly

A premise of Town Hall meetings is to have raucous debate!  (much preferred to the gentlemen’s duel, i.e., ..En Garde, ye fool! Keep ye eye on me epee.  I shall slash up one side of you and down the other, before I poke you long, deep and continuously!  ;>  heh heh.)  It’s embarrassing to hear yo ignorant, helium-high voices whining over honest debate and differences.  I long for the day when all Americans know the early history of our great country and its debating process.  Just saying..

On another note, guess-who insulted “bean counters” again during most recent campaign speaking engagement to the “healthers.”   What does Obeyme have against bean counters?  Other than the fact they actually know a thing or two about money.  Mainly that it doesn’t grow on trees, nor will you find it mysteriously deposited in your safety deposit box. The fact remains that the ruling class tend to think of the “little people” (that’s us) as bottom-feeders, bean counters and pencil-pushers.  Nice, huh?

NOT! More like Dems Behaving Badly *chortle*chortle*chortle*

Walker, Texas Ranger to the Big O: Release the Birth Certificate!

Looks like Walker, Texas Ranger (a.k.a. Chuck Norris) has jumped into the fray.  Walker wants to see Obama’s Birth Certificate.  Uh oh.  Here’s some advice for O in case he’s reading my blog!!!!  (How cool is that?)  I’d release the evidence, O, or who knows how Walker is gonna deal with your refusal to show yourself as a true Guy of Transparency, cuz you been paying a lllllllllot of money, I understand, to keep all your records and evidence that you’re a real person of America or one of them alien robots, away from the People.  What’s up with that!?!

Obama Government-Run Health Care Flow Chart showing 31 new federal programs

WARNING:  Political post..(“,)

This is indicative of playpen mentality of politics.  If you didn’t know, a Republican drew up a chart of the 31 new federal agencies/programs that Obama’s government-run health plan will establish, and it just blows your mind to realize how much this part of Obeyme’s health care plan will cost to run it, nevermind, the health part of the equation.  Speaker Pelousy has stopped the Republicans from mailing the chart to Repub constituents claiming the information is incorrect.  This is just the latest in the endless in-fighting of both parties over any action by either party.  What this country needs is mature, intelligent representation  of our concerns and there’s nary a statesman in the bunch (..of bananas in DC).  Doh! I can see why the Dems don’t want you, me, and the world to see the House Democrats’ Health Plan! See for yourself, here’s the chart.  Tell me what you think of it..

Source: Joint Economic Committee, Republican Staff,
Congressman Kevin Brady, Ranking House Republican Member.

shhh.. 2 minute warning before O enters the room..

..and as I look around I see many stern, somber faces, looking around at each other.  It looks like everyone knows their place and station in this revered ritual.  It’s the kind of ambiance saved for the Pope before communion.  There’s no sound in the room – other than heart beats and divine thoughts of  “..be still my beating heart.”  The Chosen (Guardians of the room?  announcer of the Coming?)  are lined up looking down on the audience, hands together in front, an air of importance waifs through the area.  Suddenly in this soundless room a voice announces, ‘..2 minutes before the program starts.’  I can’t remember a more austere moment in time when such a heavy feeling of reverence.. well.. maybe when I read, “He wept”  in the Bible.  I can only assume everyone was standing when it was announced that  He-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed entered the room because when his Wholly Named spoke, He declared, “Please sit down.”

I have to stop this blow-by-blow minute-by-minute accounting of His Great Words (okay, I concede; …as Teleprompter wrote) because I’m entering auto-entrancement and I’m getting woozy and a little light-headed as I stare at His Head moving back and forth like a pendulum…  so…..baaaaaaaaaaaaah byyyyyyyyyeeeeeee…..for….n….owwwwwwww.  (My Inner Child whines “Don’t go all wobbly on me now..!”)

‘This isn’t about me’: Obama blasts..

Don’t get your panties in a twist there, Mr. P; we know it’s not about you because if it were, we’d be seeing your face every other day on some or other presser lecturing the American people – and the world I might add – and we don’t see your face on the front of every newspaper, magazine, TV station, or small town paper.   We’d also be seeing a lot of bills and legislation going on in Congress, too, if it were truly all about you, Sir!   See, if it were all about you, you’d be harassing our Congress to do things “yesterday” because of their importance.   Also, we Americans know you can’t be in 2 places as once, so if you’re on camera, then that would mean your czars are running the show exclusively because you’d be doing your daily TV show, traveling overseas, running up exorbitant hotel bills, or shopping for gifts to honor world leaders.  So, no, Mr. P., we definitely don’t think it’s all about you!
(/sarcasm)

Quite frankly, Sir, it’s all about me!

IS NOT!

IS NOT!

I’M HOT!

YOU’RE NOT!