UnAmerican to call Americans UnAmerican..

..when expressing views at Town Hall meetings.  For all PC pin-heads out there who are tagging people with differing views & opinions at Town Hall meetings as “UnAmerican” need to listen up.  The premise of Town Hall meetings is to have raucous debate.   It’s embarrassing to constantly see & hear examples of ignorant, helium-high voices whining about honest debate and differences while doing the same thing -  under a different name – which is “community organization.”   I long for the day when all Americans know the early history of our great country and the debating process.  Y’all need a decent education.  Just saying..

Oh. FYI, you-know-who insulted “bean counters” again during his most recent campaign speaking engagement to the “whelpers”.   What does he have against bean counters? Ooo, that’s right; the ruling class think of the “little people” (that’s us) as bottom-feeders, bean counters and pencil-pushers.  Nice, huh?

So here I was, thinking earlier today, was I the only one who noticed that Pez Obeyme reached the bazillionth-times mark for personal appearances, caught in the act of lecturing, pontificating or posing in front of the camera, accompanied by his side-kick, TOTUS.  Nothing against TOTUS – after all, he’s the brain in that outfit.

Knowing a little bit about how one prepares for on-camera appearances, and narcisstisizing in general,  the preparation for these photo phlops often take hours, and the Pez is on-camera 24/7.   Okay, I’m exaggerating a wee bit , but he does seem to be on one of the networks almost daily. What I’m beginning to think lately is that the Pez is on a lecture circuit and he’s delegated his numerous duties to a rogue element who does just what it is used to doing.  Chicago style.

So basically I want to know who’s running the show. It appears he has more than enough issues on his plate, and yet, he’s primping and preening on-camera, telling everyone what to do – and say.

We gotta problem in River City.

HaHaHa..oil lobby reaches out to citizens peeved at the pump

They’re kidding, right? The national outcry over high gasoline prices is causing the gas and oil industry to go on a PR mission to change Americans minds about our conception about the energy industry *hysterical laughter* . I guess the announcement recently of their high profits have their panties in a twist. This means, if there hadn’t been an announcement over the angst bellow, they could care less and keep on screwing us. But, because they’ve become a household scheme to shutdown those $^%$@#! word, the industry plans on doing an all-out multi-million dollar campaign effort to get newspapers to advertise their virtues, set up news conferences and invite bloggers *guffaw* out to drilling platforms to shut them up and throw them over at sea! Wheeeeee!

I guess the oil and gas industry doesn’t like the idea that Congress is proposing an energy package that would strip the industry of their tax breaks and impose a tax on their oil and gas windfall profits! Oh but wait! The coal and natural gas lobby will join in on the PR campaign to curry favor with Americans. All this in an attempt to change Americans perception of the energy industry *hysterical laughter*. Might I offer them a suggestion..?

Why don’t you take your millions of dollars ear-marked for advertising and just lower the frickin’ prices at the pump, home oil & gas, instead?!?

Now that HallowThankMas is out of the way

Build a ramp across HallowThankMas, Oct. 30th to Jan. 12th, and let’s get on with the sacrilegious orgy of scrambling for last minute gifts, stuffing our mouths, and collapsing on the 12th Day of Christmas. I’m all for it. HallowThankMas curmudgeon of all time I am. Here’s a good plan. Let’s not exchange gifts this year; we will save ourselves all that money. Now the Christmas Fund can be spent on me me moi – completing the whole Season without Reason avec sugary-aplomb – as visions of stick-mice carry out Mexican Hat Dance on what’s left of the soul – dance on in our head! (/sarcasm) In other words,

Humbug!

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