Rowdy *pow* Dowdy alert

Yahoo’s OMG! site writes “In her latest rom-com, Sandra Bullock plays a dowdy crossword puzzle creator with no sense of style … and we’re sorry to say she wasn’t in character when she walked the red carpet at the film’s premiere.” ( OMG !)

This is to say, Sandra Bullock, COME HOME! … a safe haven awaits you against the accusation of ‘dowdyism’ by those who think they’re fashion gods.   You are welcomed with open arms, Sandra!  I believe that one person’s fashion disaster is another’s eccentric creation (except in the case of the lame´ liztards below *rolling eyes*).

I say, OMG!, turn your webcam on yourself right now so I can see what you’re wearing … that you would think yourself so hot … and whatnot!

OMG! I will let my astute readers judge for themselves the state of Sandra Bullocks fashion sense.  Meanwhile, keep up the god work!!

London Fashion Week..Smashing!

It’s good to know London fashion week was the best EVER; first off, I love the fact that James Long found a clever way to use all fire-retardent blankets!  He spins a new twist by showing gold lame´leggings for men!  I’m entranced with all the lounge-lizard glitter!

And, I saved the “best” for last.

These aliens, er, models are wearing designs from the James Long 2010 collection.
Brought to you by Ludicrous London.  That’s London, as in, the UK, and not the Londone on the south side of Uranus. ( And, this is all the rage for Londoners.  Tells ya something about Gridiron Brown, doesn’t it?)

This fashionista says, I saw one of these liztards crawl under my wood pile
just last week!

This is why you’re fat

“Dessert Lasagna

“Layers of Oreos, graham crackers, dulce de leche ice cream, chocolate and peanute butter chips drizzled with chocolate syrup. (via redpajamas)”

“Meatini

“A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon. (via rathergood)”

You can take a gander over on This is why you’re fat. where dreams become heart attacks., if you want to convulse in laughter. You’d be getting your day’s worth of exercise before you die ever after. heh. ;>

p.s. I simply cannot stop laughing.. :D

Grr.. hair-tearing, chest-beating Peeve-of-the-Day!

This may not be obvious to most people, so I don’t expect anyone to empathize, commiserate, or pay any attention to this. You people can leave now. Get! There’s an interesting phenomenon I’ve discovered recently that’s driving me stark mad!  Let me set the scene, first.  My office is in the loft right over the living room; I keep the TV on in the background so I can listen to C-SPAN’s congressional hearings and political programs, and coverage of high-profile meddlers-of-society.  I’ve been running a little experiment prompted by this phenomenon that effects me like a song I can’t get out of mind. I listen to voices on C-SPAN, and I notice those who speak with helium-high, whiny voice peppered with high-low, high-low in waves, top of the scale ringing-crystal-glass high note, childish, little girl/little boy voice inflections punctuated by helium-high gigglely laughs, are for the most part, D-e-m/L-i-b-e-r-a-l-s!  What is it with liberals who sound like children at a coed pajama party, jumping up and down on the bed, stopping only to take another hit of helium before returning to bed-jumping and rib-tickling tittertottle inane mind-shattering drivel?  What’s worse is listening to a guy with a woman’s voice.  *putting head in plastic bag*

So, I listen to affectation-prone, childish voices trying to guess the age of the speaker.  More often than not, I think ah well this one is in her early 20’s, quickly rubber-neck down to the TV to see that the speaker is an over-40 raisin. -oo-  *scream*  In fact, women seem to know exactly where my psychotic-break-button is and puts her pedal-to-the-metal, finger-nails down chalkboard, tail-pulling cat screeching, fickle-finger-of-fate, foghorn, owl-screeching, shrill, oral instrument on my eardrum and doesn’t let up ‘til I shove an ice-pick into my ear to kill my sound-box!!!  In other words, tiny, thin, giggily, high-pitched, whiny, childish voices coming from men & women drives me nucking futz!!!

I just know you’ll notice this phenomenon of *kids-in-grown-up-clothes* before too long, which seem to afflict (but perhaps not limited to) Dems & Liberals.

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This has been a special announcement. We will now return to our regularly scheduled program, “Helium-High Hyenas on the Hill.”

UnAmerican to call Americans UnAmerican..

..when expressing views at Town Hall meetings.  For all PC pin-heads out there who are tagging people with differing views & opinions at Town Hall meetings as “UnAmerican” need to listen up.  The premise of Town Hall meetings is to have raucous debate.   It’s embarrassing to constantly see & hear examples of ignorant, helium-high voices whining about honest debate and differences while doing the same thing -  under a different name – which is “community organization.”   I long for the day when all Americans know the early history of our great country and the debating process.  Y’all need a decent education.  Just saying..

Oh. FYI, you-know-who insulted “bean counters” again during his most recent campaign speaking engagement to the “whelpers”.   What does he have against bean counters? Ooo, that’s right; the ruling class think of the “little people” (that’s us) as bottom-feeders, bean counters and pencil-pushers.  Nice, huh?

Town Hall Meetings 101 – Dems behaving badly

A premise of Town Hall meetings is to have raucous debate!  (much preferred to the gentlemen’s duel, i.e., ..En Garde, ye fool! Keep ye eye on me epee.  I shall slash up one side of you and down the other, before I poke you long, deep and continuously!  ;>  heh heh.)  It’s embarrassing to hear yo ignorant, helium-high voices whining over honest debate and differences.  I long for the day when all Americans know the early history of our great country and its debating process.  Just saying..

On another note, guess-who insulted “bean counters” again during most recent campaign speaking engagement to the “healthers.”   What does Obeyme have against bean counters?  Other than the fact they actually know a thing or two about money.  Mainly that it doesn’t grow on trees, nor will you find it mysteriously deposited in your safety deposit box. The fact remains that the ruling class tend to think of the “little people” (that’s us) as bottom-feeders, bean counters and pencil-pushers.  Nice, huh?

NOT! More like Dems Behaving Badly *chortle*chortle*chortle*

‘This isn’t about me’: Obama blasts..

Don’t get your panties in a twist there, Mr. P; we know it’s not about you because if it were, we’d be seeing your face every other day on some or other presser lecturing the American people – and the world I might add – and we don’t see your face on the front of every newspaper, magazine, TV station, or small town paper.   We’d also be seeing a lot of bills and legislation going on in Congress, too, if it were truly all about you, Sir!   See, if it were all about you, you’d be harassing our Congress to do things “yesterday” because of their importance.   Also, we Americans know you can’t be in 2 places as once, so if you’re on camera, then that would mean your czars are running the show exclusively because you’d be doing your daily TV show, traveling overseas, running up exorbitant hotel bills, or shopping for gifts to honor world leaders.  So, no, Mr. P., we definitely don’t think it’s all about you!
(/sarcasm)

Quite frankly, Sir, it’s all about me!

IS NOT!

IS NOT!

I’M HOT!

YOU’RE NOT!

that dowdy girl’s take on the Drudge Report headlines…

7.17.09

D: Obama to Congress:  Don’t lose heart on health care…
Me:  How can they lose heart, O He-who-must-be-Obeyed, when they’re more likely to “lose” their heart to a myocardial infarction over your ludicrous demands – while putting on your elite?

D: CBO Chief: Health Bills to Increase Federal Costs…
Me:  No kidding, Einstein.  This health care boondoggle is creating 31 new agencies to “help” us.

D:  White House wants more power to set Medicare rates…
Me:  Bwaaaaaaahahahaha. HAR.  Why not, I ask.  They seem to be running everything else for us, no?  Pssst.. No, we don’t think this is an astute attempt at a power grab, Obeyme; you took care of that by withholding proper vetting procedures and the People have lost confidence over your eligibility to hold this nation’s highest office.  *harumph*

D:  Pelosi:  We Have the ‘Support of  The American People’…
Me:  The ‘ell you do, Pelousy!  You lost our “support” as soon as We the People found out you Democrats were lying about the agenda you were hawking on the Campaign Trail.  Don’t you realize the “game” is up and now, well, you know…

D: Hillary: ‘I broke my elbow, not my larynx.’
Me:  Now who would want to break your neck where your larynx lives?

D:  White House Econ Adviser Claims Success: Fewer People Searching ‘Economic Depression’ on Google…
Me:  Do I sense a ‘MISSION ACCOMPLISHED’  moment, here?  You know, I love your “scientific approach” to how Americans are doing economically…  by doing a…ah, Google Search……………………! *tricksy titters*   If you really want to know, it’s because Americans have moved on from ‘Economic Depression’ to ‘How can Americans make the tar & feather ritual really hurt like bloody ‘ell! *grin*

Drudge Report

‘That Dowdy’ by Mrs. George Sheldon, copyright 1886-1887

Excerpt from That Dowdy:

“..Father, this is too bad of you. Gertrude is not fit to be married yet. She is hardly more than a child, a very unattractive one at that -an overgrown lump of humanity, painfully awkward in every movement, covered with freckles, and a crazy shock of red hair.”

[...]

“Who is that handsome young fellow with that dowdy-looking girl?”

* * * * * * *

Why, it’s Prince Charrrles!
[..in disguise, no less.  Looking a tad dowdy, wouldn't you say?]

[That's really Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show comedian; absolutely funny, outrageous, sexy hunk of them all!  He's my #2 Humor Hero.  #1 will always be Jim Carrey.  solly. heh heh]

The Handsome Humorous Hunk

Okay…game’s up.. who killed TOTUS?

OMG I’ve just learned that TOTUS was killed while delivering another face-time-4-the-little-people presser.   Are there any suspects?  Did anybody see someone fleeing from the scene?  I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking TOTUS just couldn’t stand to hear one more daily lecture from Obeyme and just gave up the ghost.

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