shhh.. O infomercial bon mots

• “Stars are aligned and we must take advantage of it.”
• “..if blue pill* is 1/2 as much as the red pill** why not take the blue pill?”
• “The people are queasy.”
• “We inherited an enormous deficit.”
• “We’ve provided much more transparency than the previous administration.”
• “Financial situation has bounced back.”
• “Public plan will match up with Federal plan.”
• “Insurance companies are making record profits.”
• “I can’t guarantee that there won’t be any changes..”
• “This is not about me!”

Matrix legend:
*blue pill = illusions, unawareness
** red pill = truth

This video just cracked me up

Multiply this crowd’s reaction over Obamacare to samesuch conferences around the country..  game’s up..  Americans can’t be cajoled into stupidity anymore.

HaHaHa..oil lobby reaches out to citizens peeved at the pump

They’re kidding, right? The national outcry over high gasoline prices is causing the gas and oil industry to go on a PR mission to change Americans minds about our conception about the energy industry *hysterical laughter* . I guess the announcement recently of their high profits have their panties in a twist. This means, if there hadn’t been an announcement over the angst bellow, they could care less and keep on screwing us. But, because they’ve become a household scheme to shutdown those $^%$@#! word, the industry plans on doing an all-out multi-million dollar campaign effort to get newspapers to advertise their virtues, set up news conferences and invite bloggers *guffaw* out to drilling platforms to shut them up and throw them over at sea! Wheeeeee!

I guess the oil and gas industry doesn’t like the idea that Congress is proposing an energy package that would strip the industry of their tax breaks and impose a tax on their oil and gas windfall profits! Oh but wait! The coal and natural gas lobby will join in on the PR campaign to curry favor with Americans. All this in an attempt to change Americans perception of the energy industry *hysterical laughter*. Might I offer them a suggestion..?

Why don’t you take your millions of dollars ear-marked for advertising and just lower the frickin’ prices at the pump, home oil & gas, instead?!?