NEWS FLASH! update on Hurricane Irene….. {;>

Rumor has it that Texan Hurricane Don and Hurricane Irene were actually married
earlier this year and just gave birth today to a little baby Minicane, Dudley Do Squat.

Jennifer Aniston: new do makes me look like ‘a dowdy soccer mom’!

Reely!?!  Reeeeally, Jennifer?

Image borrowed from Scandals Celebrity

Have you no sense of reality, Jennifer?  Have you no shame?  Plenty of pride and vanity, I’ll grant you, tho.

Check this out folks.  And then tell me, wouldn’t you soccer moms out there want to look this dowdy….on a bad hair day?  Where’s the down-to-earth, sweet little Jen of yesteryear, hunh, my Friends! Give’r he!!, ladies, for becoming so into herself these days.

Long Black Train

Couldn’t help thinking of the Long Black Feign.. er.. Train whilst visiting the countryside via newsprint recently.   Reminded me of the great song by Josh Turner, got to thinkin’, an’ I took some liberties, hee-haw… and just had to include my creation, here…  {;>

Long Black Feign

There’s a long black feign,
Comin’ down the line,
Feedin’ off the souls who are sick of all the lyin’,
Rails of sin, only evil remains
Watch out brother for that Long Black Feign

Look to the heavens
You can look to the skies
You can find redemption
Staring back into your eyes
There is protection and there’s Peace the same,
turn in’ your ticket stop the Long Black Drain

‘Cause there’s vict’ry in the Lord I say,
Vict’ry in the lord,
Cling to the Father and His holy name,
And don’t go ridin’ on that Long Black Thang

There’s an engineer on that Long Black Feign,
Makin’ you wonder if the ride is worth the pain,
He’s just a waiting on your vote today
Ridin’ abidin” uptight Long Black Frame,

But you know there’s vict’ry in the Lord I say,
Vict’ry in the lord,
Cling to the Father and His holy name,
And dont go ridin’ wit’ that Long Black Feign

Well, I can hear the chickin’ lickin’  a mile away,
It tastes so good
But I must stay away
That feign is a doozy, makin’ everybody sceer’d
But its only destination is the middle of nowhere,
in the city of Hopenchange.

But you know theres vict’ry in the Lord I say,
Vict’ry in the Lord,
Cling to the Father and His holy name,
And don’t go courtin’  that Long Black Feign.

I said cling to the Father and His holy name
And dont go ridin’ on that long black train
Yeah, watch out brother for that long black train
That Devil’s a drivin’ that long black train.

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Original song lyrics written by Josh Turner,
country-western hottie!

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HEE-HAW !!!