This is why you’re fat

“Dessert Lasagna

“Layers of Oreos, graham crackers, dulce de leche ice cream, chocolate and peanute butter chips drizzled with chocolate syrup. (via redpajamas)”

“Meatini

“A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon. (via rathergood)”

You can take a gander over on This is why you’re fat. where dreams become heart attacks., if you want to convulse in laughter. You’d be getting your day’s worth of exercise before you die ever after. heh. ;>

p.s. I simply cannot stop laughing.. :D

Grr.. hair-tearing, chest-beating Peeve-of-the-Day!

This may not be obvious to most people, so I don’t expect anyone to empathize, commiserate, or pay any attention to this. You people can leave now. Get! There’s an interesting phenomenon I’ve discovered recently that’s driving me stark mad!  Let me set the scene, first.  My office is in the loft right over the living room; I keep the TV on in the background so I can listen to C-SPAN’s congressional hearings and political programs, and coverage of high-profile meddlers-of-society.  I’ve been running a little experiment prompted by this phenomenon that effects me like a song I can’t get out of mind. I listen to voices on C-SPAN, and I notice those who speak with helium-high, whiny voice peppered with high-low, high-low in waves, top of the scale ringing-crystal-glass high note, childish, little girl/little boy voice inflections punctuated by helium-high gigglely laughs, are for the most part, D-e-m/L-i-b-e-r-a-l-s!  What is it with liberals who sound like children at a coed pajama party, jumping up and down on the bed, stopping only to take another hit of helium before returning to bed-jumping and rib-tickling tittertottle inane mind-shattering drivel?  What’s worse is listening to a guy with a woman’s voice.  *putting head in plastic bag*

So, I listen to affectation-prone, childish voices trying to guess the age of the speaker.  More often than not, I think ah well this one is in her early 20′s, quickly rubber-neck down to the TV to see that the speaker is an over-40 raisin. -oo-  *scream*  In fact, women seem to know exactly where my psychotic-break-button is and puts her pedal-to-the-metal, finger-nails down chalkboard, tail-pulling cat screeching, fickle-finger-of-fate, foghorn, owl-screeching, shrill, oral instrument on my eardrum and doesn’t let up ‘til I shove an ice-pick into my ear to kill my sound-box!!!  In other words, tiny, thin, giggily, high-pitched, whiny, childish voices coming from men & women drives me nucking futz!!!

I just know you’ll notice this phenomenon of *kids-in-grown-up-clothes* before too long, which seem to afflict (but perhaps not limited to) Dems & Liberals.

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This has been a special announcement. We will now return to our regularly scheduled program, “Helium-High Hyenas on the Hill.”

Military getting ready to help FEMA with flu shots/quarantine..

..so, several weeks ago I was talking about this whole issue and said something to the effect, “you and what army gonna make me take a vaccine I don’t want..

Only great minds can read this.. ;>

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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UnAmerican to call Americans UnAmerican..

..when expressing views at Town Hall meetings.  For all PC pin-heads out there who are tagging people with differing views & opinions at Town Hall meetings as “UnAmerican” need to listen up.  The premise of Town Hall meetings is to have raucous debate.   It’s embarrassing to constantly see & hear examples of ignorant, helium-high voices whining about honest debate and differences while doing the same thing -  under a different name – which is “community organization.”   I long for the day when all Americans know the early history of our great country and the debating process.  Y’all need a decent education.  Just saying..

Oh. FYI, you-know-who insulted “bean counters” again during his most recent campaign speaking engagement to the “whelpers”.   What does he have against bean counters? Ooo, that’s right; the ruling class think of the “little people” (that’s us) as bottom-feeders, bean counters and pencil-pushers.  Nice, huh?

Town Hall Meetings 101 – Dems behaving badly

A premise of Town Hall meetings is to have raucous debate!  (much preferred to the gentlemen’s duel, i.e., ..En Garde, ye fool! Keep ye eye on me epee.  I shall slash up one side of you and down the other, before I poke you long, deep and continuously!  ;>  heh heh.)  It’s embarrassing to hear yo ignorant, helium-high voices whining over honest debate and differences.  I long for the day when all Americans know the early history of our great country and its debating process.  Just saying..

On another note, guess-who insulted “bean counters” again during most recent campaign speaking engagement to the “healthers.”   What does Obeyme have against bean counters?  Other than the fact they actually know a thing or two about money.  Mainly that it doesn’t grow on trees, nor will you find it mysteriously deposited in your safety deposit box. The fact remains that the ruling class tend to think of the “little people” (that’s us) as bottom-feeders, bean counters and pencil-pushers.  Nice, huh?

NOT! More like Dems Behaving Badly *chortle*chortle*chortle*

Walker, Texas Ranger to the Big O: Release the Birth Certificate!

Looks like Walker, Texas Ranger (a.k.a. Chuck Norris) has jumped into the fray.  Walker wants to see Obama’s Birth Certificate.  Uh oh.  Here’s some advice for O in case he’s reading my blog!!!!  (How cool is that?)  I’d release the evidence, O, or who knows how Walker is gonna deal with your refusal to show yourself as a true Guy of Transparency, cuz you been paying a lllllllllot of money, I understand, to keep all your records and evidence that you’re a real person of America or one of them alien robots, away from the People.  What’s up with that!?!