Obama Government-Run Health Care Flow Chart showing 31 new federal programs

WARNING:  Political post..(“,)

This is indicative of playpen mentality of politics.  If you didn’t know, a Republican drew up a chart of the 31 new federal agencies/programs that Obama’s government-run health plan will establish, and it just blows your mind to realize how much this part of Obeyme’s health care plan will cost to run it, nevermind, the health part of the equation.  Speaker Pelousy has stopped the Republicans from mailing the chart to Repub constituents claiming the information is incorrect.  This is just the latest in the endless in-fighting of both parties over any action by either party.  What this country needs is mature, intelligent representation  of our concerns and there’s nary a statesman in the bunch (..of bananas in DC).  Doh! I can see why the Dems don’t want you, me, and the world to see the House Democrats’ Health Plan! See for yourself, here’s the chart.  Tell me what you think of it..

Source: Joint Economic Committee, Republican Staff,
Congressman Kevin Brady, Ranking House Republican Member.

shhh.. O infomercial bon mots

• “Stars are aligned and we must take advantage of it.”
• “..if blue pill* is 1/2 as much as the red pill** why not take the blue pill?”
• “The people are queasy.”
• “We inherited an enormous deficit.”
• “We’ve provided much more transparency than the previous administration.”
• “Financial situation has bounced back.”
• “Public plan will match up with Federal plan.”
• “Insurance companies are making record profits.”
• “I can’t guarantee that there won’t be any changes..”
• “This is not about me!”

Matrix legend:
*blue pill = illusions, unawareness
** red pill = truth

shhh.. 2 minute warning before O enters the room..

..and as I look around I see many stern, somber faces, looking around at each other.  It looks like everyone knows their place and station in this revered ritual.  It’s the kind of ambiance saved for the Pope before communion.  There’s no sound in the room – other than heart beats and divine thoughts of  “..be still my beating heart.”  The Chosen (Guardians of the room?  announcer of the Coming?)  are lined up looking down on the audience, hands together in front, an air of importance waifs through the area.  Suddenly in this soundless room a voice announces, ‘..2 minutes before the program starts.’  I can’t remember a more austere moment in time when such a heavy feeling of reverence.. well.. maybe when I read, “He wept”  in the Bible.  I can only assume everyone was standing when it was announced that  He-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed entered the room because when his Wholly Named spoke, He declared, “Please sit down.”

I have to stop this blow-by-blow minute-by-minute accounting of His Great Words (okay, I concede; …as Teleprompter wrote) because I’m entering auto-entrancement and I’m getting woozy and a little light-headed as I stare at His Head moving back and forth like a pendulum…  so…..baaaaaaaaaaaaah byyyyyyyyyeeeeeee…..for….n….owwwwwwww.  (My Inner Child whines “Don’t go all wobbly on me now..!”)

This video just cracked me up

Multiply this crowd’s reaction over Obamacare to samesuch conferences around the country..  game’s up..  Americans can’t be cajoled into stupidity anymore.

‘This isn’t about me’: Obama blasts..

Don’t get your panties in a twist there, Mr. P; we know it’s not about you because if it were, we’d be seeing your face every other day on some or other presser lecturing the American people – and the world I might add – and we don’t see your face on the front of every newspaper, magazine, TV station, or small town paper.   We’d also be seeing a lot of bills and legislation going on in Congress, too, if it were truly all about you, Sir!   See, if it were all about you, you’d be harassing our Congress to do things “yesterday” because of their importance.   Also, we Americans know you can’t be in 2 places as once, so if you’re on camera, then that would mean your czars are running the show exclusively because you’d be doing your daily TV show, traveling overseas, running up exorbitant hotel bills, or shopping for gifts to honor world leaders.  So, no, Mr. P., we definitely don’t think it’s all about you!
(/sarcasm)

Quite frankly, Sir, it’s all about me!

IS NOT!

IS NOT!

I’M HOT!

YOU’RE NOT!

that dowdy girl’s take on the Drudge Report headlines…

7.17.09

D: Obama to Congress:  Don’t lose heart on health care…
Me:  How can they lose heart, O He-who-must-be-Obeyed, when they’re more likely to “lose” their heart to a myocardial infarction over your ludicrous demands – while putting on your elite?

D: CBO Chief: Health Bills to Increase Federal Costs…
Me:  No kidding, Einstein.  This health care boondoggle is creating 31 new agencies to “help” us.

D:  White House wants more power to set Medicare rates…
Me:  Bwaaaaaaahahahaha. HAR.  Why not, I ask.  They seem to be running everything else for us, no?  Pssst.. No, we don’t think this is an astute attempt at a power grab, Obeyme; you took care of that by withholding proper vetting procedures and the People have lost confidence over your eligibility to hold this nation’s highest office.  *harumph*

D:  Pelosi:  We Have the ‘Support of  The American People’…
Me:  The ‘ell you do, Pelousy!  You lost our “support” as soon as We the People found out you Democrats were lying about the agenda you were hawking on the Campaign Trail.  Don’t you realize the “game” is up and now, well, you know…

D: Hillary: ‘I broke my elbow, not my larynx.’
Me:  Now who would want to break your neck where your larynx lives?

D:  White House Econ Adviser Claims Success: Fewer People Searching ‘Economic Depression’ on Google…
Me:  Do I sense a ‘MISSION ACCOMPLISHED’  moment, here?  You know, I love your “scientific approach” to how Americans are doing economically…  by doing a…ah, Google Search……………………! *tricksy titters*   If you really want to know, it’s because Americans have moved on from ‘Economic Depression’ to ‘How can Americans make the tar & feather ritual really hurt like bloody ‘ell! *grin*

Drudge Report

‘That Dowdy’ by Mrs. George Sheldon, copyright 1886-1887

Excerpt from That Dowdy:

“..Father, this is too bad of you. Gertrude is not fit to be married yet. She is hardly more than a child, a very unattractive one at that -an overgrown lump of humanity, painfully awkward in every movement, covered with freckles, and a crazy shock of red hair.”

[...]

“Who is that handsome young fellow with that dowdy-looking girl?”

* * * * * * *

Why, it’s Prince Charrrles!
[..in disguise, no less.  Looking a tad dowdy, wouldn't you say?]

[That's really Craig Ferguson, The Late Late Show comedian; absolutely funny, outrageous, sexy hunk of them all!  He's my #2 Humor Hero.  #1 will always be Jim Carrey.  solly. heh heh]

The Handsome Humorous Hunk

One of my favorite actors, Jon Voight, speaks truth to power!

Words to describe Jon Voight would be one who speaks truth to power. -oo-  Wow.  Isn’t that novel?  By that I mean, it’s such a rarity now as our Betters have managed to sour the way we look and feel towards people who we might disagree.  In Today’s political climate, we can’t even disagree with the men and women “across the aisle.”  It’s gotten soooo bad that we can’t oppose the mere thoughts of others.  We’ve become so dam politically correct to the point where we’ve thrown common sense overboard; make a disparaging remark about how this nation is quickly becoming one Americans no longer recognize, and we are “invited” to “walk the plank”, so to speak.   The administration is clearly controlling the press and that is very bad for this nation.   So, because of the encroaching censorship of opposing views, I offer these words from Jon Voight, one of America’s finest actors and a person of great intellectual ability.

H/T to RealClearPolitics

C-SPAN does “it” again! Cuts off Sen. Pat Roberts question..

..“that noone wants to hear” but was “going to ask it anyway” during the Health Care Legislation Senate Health Committee mark-up today!*POOF*  Gone.  Nada.  Nil. The female announcer on C-SPAN cuts right in to announce some inane info cutting off Sen. Pat Roberts, R-KS, just as he’s informing the public about something that’s considered hush-hush by some C-SPAN Obeyme bean counter.   C-SPAN is doing this more and more lately.   If they keep this up, their viewers will seek other networks for their news.

I’m calling Sen. Roberts office to find out.  Be back in a jiff..

Okay…game’s up.. who killed TOTUS?

OMG I’ve just learned that TOTUS was killed while delivering another face-time-4-the-little-people presser.   Are there any suspects?  Did anybody see someone fleeing from the scene?  I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking TOTUS just couldn’t stand to hear one more daily lecture from Obeyme and just gave up the ghost.

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