Obama: Government will go broke if we don’t fix health care!

The government will go broke if health care is not fixed! Hear ye! The government will go broke if health care is not fixed! The government will go broke! The government will got broke! (i.e., if we don’t go to war, we’ll see a mushroom cloud* rise on the horizon!) If health care isn’t fixed the government will go broke!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Country.
Country who?
Country tell the government is already broke?!?

Edited 6.19.09 to add “cloud” after mushroom (above).  When I noticed the omission, I cracked up at the thought of a giant mushroom rising on the horizon.  heh heh