Wow! I didn’t think it would ever *get* here! *rolling eyes*

Lest anyone forgot, today is National Pipeline Safety Day! I’m torn; there are many ways I can celebrate the mighty mention of today’s worth.  Some of you will probably celebrate by finally fixing that dern leak under the sink; then there’s those who will use the pipe as the Day’s weapon of choice. As for me, due to the magnitude of this resolution finally passing the House, think of it folks, the pipe, yipes, pipe day!  I’m going to trek through the jungle of my own home, catch a vine, swing down the hallway into my den where I’ll light *one* up in my finest meerschaum.

I don’t know how the sponsors of this resolution will celebrate National Pipeline Safety Day but rumor has it, the sponsors have been hitting the pipe all day.  Surely, this is celebrating to the max with hearts on fire.  And, finally:

“Previous generations certainly ask themselves, Where were you when
President Kennedy was shot? But in my district, people literally ask
the question and know the answer to, Where were you when the pipeline
exploded? It had that much of an impact in my district.”