Have sex with your big toe

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You’re thinking, “how lame. Surely you can do better than that.” What!? Better than x-gov Spitball, Paragon of Virtue, who has in the past, railed against prostitution and made it his life’s goal to round up the morally handicapped? All the while painting a self-portrait of personal integrity and high moral standards? Better than the newly inducted gov David Paterson who, almost immediately after being crowned, topped off the celebration by announcing both he and his wife have had extra-marital affairs?!? Numerous affairs!? Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance to the music! (drumroll) My wife and I are a-d-u-l-t-e-r-e-r-s! HaHa! You just fired Spitball and installed Mr. & Mrs. Cheaters. SUCKA!!! Better than x-NJ gov Jim McGreevey’s admission earlier today that – yup – he and his wife menage-a-trois’d with his, tee hee, driver?! Oh, yeah..

You and your Big Toe. Yeah, you say it’s the shocking dullness of the day. But, hey, you know you can do this.. [fingers in ears] La-la-la-LAAAAAA! I can’t hear you! *snort*