Who will own me next year?
Today I got to thinking about who will own us in a little more than a year from now. Will we be beholden to the elite, the corporate gluttony, or the new whorled odor crowd? The only thing that’ll change if the elite win is more people will die. If corporate gluttony wins the only thing that will happen is more people will die. And finally, if the new whorled odor wins, two things will happen: More people will die and our betters *sniff* will still stink.
The only other thing left for me to do is quietly lie down on the floor and let my betters brand “mat” over my bare chest.
Or I can vote Ron Paul.





