Paging Owl de Bore! Time to dismiss the hyperbole of this ‘global warming’ hoax

It truly amazes me how many American white collar professionals are wretched basturds – without a moral thread of decency to be found – and no evidence of a higher power guiding them to do the right thing. 

Now this.  Global warming. I call it Global Smarming. Climate change. Call it what you will, it won’t change the reality that GLOBAL WARMING a.k.a. CLIMATE CHANGE is a bloody hoax on the Peoples of the World.  It seems impossible, doesn’t it?  It’s real though. Global warming/climate Change is a hoax.  This is evil incarnate.  Really.

Evil perpetrated by white. collar. professionals.  A new ‘cottage industry’ to enrich the white-collar professionals (WCPs) among us.  White-collar professionals.  Is there no end to the fleecing?  Is there no end to the hoarding by white collar professionals who are wringing out the last shekel to be found in any decent Man’s pocket? Is there no end to the stock piling of our hard-earned cash and valuables by these Big Kahunas who have our very lives in their hamhock hands, wringing, twisting, siphoning off our living wages and finding that last penny in a loafer.  Nothing left of us but rotting bones, our souls and pockets picked clean from womb to tomb – by WCPs.

To think we have these kinds of varmint perpetrate ‘massive and outrageous fraud’. To think we have these kinds of varmint running the show.  Makes you wonder if everything has been painted with an evil brush.

I think I’ll run up to the roof and yell Defeat the Elite!!! (No source for this..;)
 
Source: Market Ticker

Rowdy *pow* Dowdy alert

Yahoo’s OMG! site writes “In her latest rom-com, Sandra Bullock plays a dowdy crossword puzzle creator with no sense of style … and we’re sorry to say she wasn’t in character when she walked the red carpet at the film’s premiere.” ( OMG !)

This is to say, Sandra Bullock, COME HOME! … a safe haven awaits you against the accusation of ‘dowdyism’ by those who think they’re fashion gods.   You are welcomed with open arms, Sandra!  I believe that one person’s fashion disaster is another’s eccentric creation (except in the case of the lame´ liztards below *rolling eyes*).

I say, OMG!, turn your webcam on yourself right now so I can see what you’re wearing … that you would think yourself so hot … and whatnot!

OMG! I will let my astute readers judge for themselves the state of Sandra Bullocks fashion sense.  Meanwhile, keep up the god work!!

HOPE and CHANGE for Virginia!!! \o/

Republican McDonnel has won the governorship in Virginia!!!

Republican wins Virginia in test of Obama’s clout

*rolling eyes*

About the ‘Police discover 10 victims at Anthony Sowell’s home’

Taken from the article:
“Sowell is being held on suspicion of murder (my emphasis) after police found six decomposing bodies in his home.”

Thought from me:
Whaaat?  “..suspicion of murder..?”  Oh, I get it.  A complete stranger, unknown to Sowell, snuck into Sowell’s home numerous times (obviously; can you say “10″ bodies), plopping dead bodies all over his house, riiiiight? 

Ruh Roh

It would appear the Wrecking Ball and his Jewish Princess will be dining on crow tonight. *burp*

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In Re:  The Ego Has Landed, World Rejects Obama: Chicago Out in First Round.

Rahm Mocked Critics: ‘They’ll Get Some Good Seats’..

The World Loves US! It Really, Really Loves US! Part 1..\o/

Obama + Michelle x Oprah = Zero

Chicago 2016 CEO Pat Ryan:

“We introduced Chicago to the world. Chicago is so much better known
today, and appreciated and respected all around the world,” Ryan said.
“So Chicagoans can hold their heads high. We’re sorry we didn’t bring
home a victory, but theres only one gold medal winner.”

Where has this guy been?

Drudge Report: The Ego Has Landed, World Rejects Obama.

I say, the world loves us by not hosting the Olympics in Chicago (‘appreciated and respected all around the world‘ *hysterical howl*). With a no-go for Chicago vote, the world has assured Americans that all the monies made off the spectacular event will not stay with Chicagoans.  Smart move, World!

London Fashion Week..Smashing!

It’s good to know London fashion week was the best EVER; first off, I love the fact that James Long found a clever way to use all fire-retardent blankets!  He spins a new twist by showing gold lame´leggings for men!  I’m entranced with all the lounge-lizard glitter!

And, I saved the “best” for last.

These aliens, er, models are wearing designs from the James Long 2010 collection.
Brought to you by Ludicrous London.  That’s London, as in, the UK, and not the Londone on the south side of Uranus. ( And, this is all the rage for Londoners.  Tells ya something about Gridiron Brown, doesn’t it?)

This fashionista says, I saw one of these liztards crawl under my wood pile
just last week!

This is why you’re fat

“Dessert Lasagna

“Layers of Oreos, graham crackers, dulce de leche ice cream, chocolate and peanute butter chips drizzled with chocolate syrup. (via redpajamas)”

“Meatini

“A full English fried breakfast served in a cocktail glass made out of bacon. (via rathergood)”

You can take a gander over on This is why you’re fat. where dreams become heart attacks., if you want to convulse in laughter. You’d be getting your day’s worth of exercise before you die ever after. heh. ;>

p.s. I simply cannot stop laughing.. :D

Grr.. hair-tearing, chest-beating Peeve-of-the-Day!

This may not be obvious to most people, so I don’t expect anyone to empathize, commiserate, or pay any attention to this. You people can leave now. Get! There’s an interesting phenomenon I’ve discovered recently that’s driving me stark mad!  Let me set the scene, first.  My office is in the loft right over the living room; I keep the TV on in the background so I can listen to C-SPAN’s congressional hearings and political programs, and coverage of high-profile meddlers-of-society.  I’ve been running a little experiment prompted by this phenomenon that effects me like a song I can’t get out of mind. I listen to voices on C-SPAN, and I notice those who speak with helium-high, whiny voice peppered with high-low, high-low in waves, top of the scale ringing-crystal-glass high note, childish, little girl/little boy voice inflections punctuated by helium-high gigglely laughs, are for the most part, D-e-m/L-i-b-e-r-a-l-s!  What is it with liberals who sound like children at a coed pajama party, jumping up and down on the bed, stopping only to take another hit of helium before returning to bed-jumping and rib-tickling tittertottle inane mind-shattering drivel?  What’s worse is listening to a guy with a woman’s voice.  *putting head in plastic bag*

So, I listen to affectation-prone, childish voices trying to guess the age of the speaker.  More often than not, I think ah well this one is in her early 20’s, quickly rubber-neck down to the TV to see that the speaker is an over-40 raisin. -oo-  *scream*  In fact, women seem to know exactly where my psychotic-break-button is and puts her pedal-to-the-metal, finger-nails down chalkboard, tail-pulling cat screeching, fickle-finger-of-fate, foghorn, owl-screeching, shrill, oral instrument on my eardrum and doesn’t let up ‘til I shove an ice-pick into my ear to kill my sound-box!!!  In other words, tiny, thin, giggily, high-pitched, whiny, childish voices coming from men & women drives me nucking futz!!!

I just know you’ll notice this phenomenon of *kids-in-grown-up-clothes* before too long, which seem to afflict (but perhaps not limited to) Dems & Liberals.

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This has been a special announcement. We will now return to our regularly scheduled program, “Helium-High Hyenas on the Hill.”

Military getting ready to help FEMA with flu shots/quarantine..

..so, several weeks ago I was talking about this whole issue and said something to the effect, “you and what army gonna make me take a vaccine I don’t want..