NEWS FLASH! update on Hurricane Irene….. {;>

Rumor has it that Texan Hurricane Don and Hurricane Irene were actually married
earlier this year and just gave birth today to a little baby Minicane, Dudley Do Squat.

Jennifer Aniston: new do makes me look like ‘a dowdy soccer mom’!

Reely!?!  Reeeeally, Jennifer?

Image borrowed from Scandals Celebrity

Have you no sense of reality, Jennifer?  Have you no shame?  Plenty of pride and vanity, I’ll grant you, tho.

Check this out folks.  And then tell me, wouldn’t you soccer moms out there want to look this dowdy….on a bad hair day?  Where’s the down-to-earth, sweet little Jen of yesteryear, hunh, my Friends! Give’r he!!, ladies, for becoming so into herself these days.

Long Black Train

Couldn’t help thinking of the Long Black Feign.. er.. Train whilst visiting the countryside via newsprint recently.   Reminded me of the great song by Josh Turner, got to thinkin’, an’ I took some liberties, hee-haw… and just had to include my creation, here…  {;>

Long Black Feign

There’s a long black feign,
Comin’ down the line,
Feedin’ off the souls who are sick of all the lyin’,
Rails of sin, only evil remains
Watch out brother for that Long Black Feign

Look to the heavens
You can look to the skies
You can find redemption
Staring back into your eyes
There is protection and there’s Peace the same,
turn in’ your ticket stop the Long Black Drain

‘Cause there’s vict’ry in the Lord I say,
Vict’ry in the lord,
Cling to the Father and His holy name,
And don’t go ridin’ on that Long Black Thang

There’s an engineer on that Long Black Feign,
Makin’ you wonder if the ride is worth the pain,
He’s just a waiting on your vote today
Ridin’ abidin” uptight Long Black Frame,

But you know there’s vict’ry in the Lord I say,
Vict’ry in the lord,
Cling to the Father and His holy name,
And dont go ridin’ wit’ that Long Black Feign

Well, I can hear the chickin’ lickin’  a mile away,
It tastes so good
But I must stay away
That feign is a doozy, makin’ everybody sceer’d
But its only destination is the middle of nowhere,
in the city of Hopenchange.

But you know theres vict’ry in the Lord I say,
Vict’ry in the Lord,
Cling to the Father and His holy name,
And don’t go courtin’  that Long Black Feign.

I said cling to the Father and His holy name
And dont go ridin’ on that long black train
Yeah, watch out brother for that long black train
That Devil’s a drivin’ that long black train.

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Original song lyrics written by Josh Turner,
country-western hottie!

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HEE-HAW !!!

Paging Owl de Bore! Time to dismiss the hyperbole of this ‘global warming’ hoax

It truly amazes me how many American white collar professionals are wretched basturds – without a moral thread of decency to be found – and no evidence of a higher power guiding them to do the right thing.

Now this.  Global warming. I call it Global Smarming. Climate change. Call it what you will, it won’t change the reality that GLOBAL WARMING a.k.a. CLIMATE CHANGE is a bloody hoax on the Peoples of the World.  It seems impossible, doesn’t it?  It’s real though. Global warming/climate Change is a hoax.  This is evil incarnate.  Really.

Evil perpetrated by white. collar. professionals.  A new ‘cottage industry’ to enrich the white-collar professionals (WCPs) among us.  White-collar professionals.  Is there no end to the fleecing?  Is there no end to the hoarding by white collar professionals who are wringing out the last shekel to be found in any decent Man’s pocket? Is there no end to the stock piling of our hard-earned cash and valuables by these Big Kahunas who have our very lives in their hamhock hands, wringing, twisting, siphoning off our living wages and.. finding the last penny in our loafer.  Nothing left of us, but rotting bones, our souls and pockets picked clean from womb to tomb – by bloody WCPs!

To think we have these kinds of varmint perpetrating ‘massive and outrageous fraud’ against the sensibility of America’s soul!  [That's us.] To think we have these kinds of varmint running the show.  Makes you wonder if everything has been painted with an the..[hushhh]…Evil Brush.

I think I’ll run up to the roof and yell Defeat the Elite!!! (No source for this..;)

Source: Market Ticker

Rowdy *pow* Dowdy alert

Yahoo’s OMG! site writes “In her latest rom-com, Sandra Bullock plays a dowdy crossword puzzle creator with no sense of style … and we’re sorry to say she wasn’t in character when she walked the red carpet at the film’s premiere.” ( OMG !)

This is to say, Sandra Bullock, COME HOME! … a safe haven awaits you against the accusation of ‘dowdyism’ by those who think they’re fashion gods.   You are welcomed with open arms, Sandra!  I believe that one person’s fashion disaster is another’s eccentric creation (except in the case of the lame´ liztards below *rolling eyes*).

I say, OMG!, turn your webcam on yourself right now so I can see what you’re wearing … that you would think yourself so hot … and whatnot!

OMG! I will let my astute readers judge for themselves the state of Sandra Bullocks fashion sense.  Meanwhile, keep up the god work!!

HOPE and CHANGE for Virginia!!! \o/

Republican McDonnel has won the governorship in Virginia!!!

Republican wins Virginia in test of Obama’s clout

*rolling eyes*

About the ‘Police discover 10 victims at Anthony Sowell’s home’

Taken from the article:
“Sowell is being held on suspicion of murder (my emphasis) after police found six decomposing bodies in his home.”

Thought from me:
Whaaat?  “..suspicion of murder..?”  Oh, I get it.  A complete stranger, unknown to Sowell, snuck into Sowell’s home numerous times (obviously; can you say “10″ bodies), plopping dead bodies all over his house, riiiiight? 

Ruh Roh

It would appear the Wrecking Ball and his Jewish Princess will be dining on crow tonight. *burp*

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In Re:  The Ego Has Landed, World Rejects Obama: Chicago Out in First Round.

Rahm Mocked Critics: ‘They’ll Get Some Good Seats’..

The World Loves US! It Really, Really Loves US! Part 1..\o/

Obama + Michelle x Oprah = Zero

Chicago 2016 CEO Pat Ryan:

“We introduced Chicago to the world. Chicago is so much better known
today, and appreciated and respected all around the world,” Ryan said.
“So Chicagoans can hold their heads high. We’re sorry we didn’t bring
home a victory, but theres only one gold medal winner.”

Where has this guy been?

Drudge Report: The Ego Has Landed, World Rejects Obama.

I say, the world loves us by not hosting the Olympics in Chicago (‘appreciated and respected all around the world‘ *hysterical howl*). With a no-go for Chicago vote, the world has assured Americans that all the monies made off the spectacular event will not stay with Chicagoans.  Smart move, World!

London Fashion Week..Smashing!

It’s good to know London fashion week was the best EVER; first off, I love the fact that James Long found a clever way to use all fire-retardent blankets!  He spins a new twist by showing gold lame´leggings for men!  I’m entranced with all the lounge-lizard glitter!

And, I saved the “best” for last.

These aliens, er, models are wearing designs from the James Long 2010 collection.
Brought to you by Ludicrous London.  That’s London, as in, the UK, and not the Londone on the south side of Uranus. ( And, this is all the rage for Londoners.  Tells ya something about Gridiron Brown, doesn’t it?)

This fashionista says, I saw one of these liztards crawl under my wood pile
just last week!